Love Life..... or shud i call Lives..

Hi guys... all those who read my blog.. thnk u very much.. i really appreciate it and if possible plzz do leave comments if u liked it or not.. even if u criticise i wont mind it. once again thanks to all...

So now that u guys have some kind of idea as to what we guys are.. i would like u guys to go a bit deeper in understndin us.. whch aint easy..lol.. but i will try my best to do it.. This post is about Love.. GFs.. Crushes.. etc etc.. So in short it is about how each one of us is when it comes to gals.. lol... M really sorry to say but the names of the gals wont b disclosed....

We are shameless... but the gals whch we like are not... lol... so better not say any names...

So let me start with........................................

Mr Kapil Gaur.... Hes definitely a "one gal" man.... wait.. let me thnk over again... lol... nah .. he is a one gal man... but thr r times.. whch are very rare (like whn he goes clubbin) that we hav to remind him that.. lol... A very emotional, senti, typical love kinds when it comes to the gal he loves... He is so so so emotional.. this can be proved by the fact that he dint come with us for skiing cuz his gf was sick in India.. n he was here in Chicago..lol... But I guess this is something that great that has happened to him.. I dont thnk so that he would have been so serious for anyone else on this earth.. i really dont thnk so... A guy who can spend his entire time chattin and his entire income on his phone bills.. lol.. but thts love for him guys... I appreciate the fact that hes been able to carry this long distance relationship quite successfully and i wish both of them luck... keep callin.. keep chattin.. thts wt u have to come to US for ... lol..

Mr Ashiqlal- Poor kid.. he doesnt have any gal who he really likes... lol.. or may be he likes but he dusnt wanna tell us... but till i know him there is no gal in this world as of now that can seduce or get Ashiq into any sort of affair.. He contradicts his own name (Aashiq)... lol... yea i can remember one love of his life.. unfortunately her name is Days Inn(Motel). Now that i dont know much about his past and his present seems too dark whn it comes to gals.. so let me talk something about his future partner... lol... a typical gujju female... ofcourse a US citizen ya... with alot of culture instilled in her.. who wud daily hand a newspaper to Ashiq whenever he gets up..lol.. he loves newspapers more thn anythin els in this world... but wateva it may be.. i know one thng for sure that this guy will love his gal the most.. whosoeva it is.. I can say this with so much surity cuz he has never been in love before so he dusnt know wht betrayin means.. cheers.

Mr Raymond Cherian.... again one more guy whose life gets shady when it comes to love.. I have never heard him saying that he likes that gal or anythin like that.. n m damn sure he will never cuz he gives a damn about anyone.. lol.. juss seen her talkin about tht punjabi gal once or twice but never saw him makin any efforts lol.. but yea one thng i know about him tht he wants to go global.. he wants to hump a chick of almost all races.. startin frm whites.. lol.. he loves them... God know who will be his wife... cuz i dont at all see the word called "Love" in him towards gals.. lol... but yea i lov one thng abt him.. he says these r the days to enjoy and hes dng it so.. no need to get into anythin buddy.. keep rockin n fuckin... cheers..

Mr Vibhor Verma- I can write pages about his love life.. Even if I juss write the names of the gals he likes. I would fill out one page lol... Basically his love life sucks... Not that he doesnt have gals.. but all the gals he has.. are not worth his love.. lol... Basically his screenin process is bad... he dusnt like a gal for wht she is.. he likes her for wht she has (smart ppl will get wht m sayin)... lol... a guy who spent sleepless nights for a gal n now he has in his hands r juss the memories... lol... a guy who was excited abt meetin someone had to run back barefoot to escape.. lol.. so many stories abt this guy... but yea one gal i have seen this guy cry for.. but unfortunately tht gal was never wit him.. he dint cry for gals he was wit.. but cried for someone who he wasnt wit.. lol.. a guy who has done PhD in holdin hands and drinkin coffee and walkin along the riverside.. lol.. but never gives up.. try try n try till u succeed... if nt succeed... try on someone else.. lol..

Mr Pranay Shah- I wont write all good thngs about me.. I will be fair to all my frnds and the level of decency wud b the same.. Ok so about me.. the first thng is that m confused.. I like many gals at a time... Got so many frnds that i wonder at times.. which one of them i love..lol.. but poor me every gal tht i knw is committed..lol.. and i manavofy myself by sayin that.. being single is the best thng lol.. A very good poet n a writer and i do this cuz i feel gals like it.. lol.. no more thn tht i do it for myself.. lol... I have been in love and i still love tht person... but i seriously dnt beliv in long distance stuff... it suksss....basically i feel tht u can love more thn one gal at a time...... very fond of chinki gals.. dyin to be wit one... have done all the crazy thngs whch one can imagine... spent alot of my money for juss giftin flowers.. i know all the flower names n the guy used to give me on credit..lol.. the first gal i asked out.. refused me... instead of me askin her out in a very grand way.... very filmy..... i lov dng all tht... but yea a strong beliver of LOVE... n thts the meanin of my name..

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So guys tht was juss a lil bit about our loves n lives.. hope u liked it.. do comment.. lov...

Laugh Laugh n Laugh..

Guys its been longggggggggggg tht we have laughed alot..
This is just a mere attempt to get some smiles in ur life... these r nt my creations.. n u need to have a good intellect level to undrstnd some PJs.. lol... so here they go....

Der waz dis woman who had farting issues. She went 2 a doc 2 find a remedy.She sat in front of da doc n said "Doc I've a very queer problem." Da doc told her not 2 worry n tell him.
She said," Doc i keep on farting anytym n anywhere. I jus can't control it. But da best thing is dat nobody can smell or hear ma farts. Still i want 2 cure it. In fact I farted thrice in your cabin."Da doc wrote a prescription n gav it 2 her.
Da women looked n bewilderment n said," Y hav u given me ear drops?"
Da doc tol her," First we will clear your ears n den ur nose."

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Doctor mariz j piche bhaag raha tha
log: Kya hua?
Doc: 4 baar aisa hua sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal katwa k bhag jata hai
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Teacher: Oxygen is must 4 Breathing & 4 life.It was discoverd in 1773..!
Sardar: Thank god... I was born after dat,Pehle paida hota to mar hi Jata !

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Beta:Papa apki love marrge hui thi na?
Bap:ji beta apko kaise pata?
Beta:wo apki shadi& meri date of birth mai sirf 6 mahine ka fark hee hai!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & U?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office evryday
Sardar:Haha i'm first.

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Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories..
Student: Madam Blue films...

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Judge asked prostitute: " So when did u realise U were raped?"
Prostitute : " When the cheque bounced !"

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One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.
Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.

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Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”
Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake:“You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.

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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts“Sagittarius.”
.• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns ground andgoes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : Whatt is he studying ?
Banta : Oh he is not studying. They r studying him !

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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.

Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.

Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.

Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.

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Thats it guys.. new laughter dose next week.. till thn enjoy... lov....

P.S.- No personal offenses against Sardarjis.. i love them.. got many frnds... to be seriously taken as jokes only.

12th Aug.. My bday....

Hi guys.. sorry for takin some time to write but i was quite busy seein around Chicago with my sis and bro in law.. it was a awesome week... with frnds n family.. my bday.. my sisters anniversary... etc etc... so here is it.. this is juss a post abt my bday.. alottt will come laters....

So 12th of August... This is the day the earth was cursed with the birth of a guy named Pranay... lol... and is it happens to b.. my bday and my sisters weddin anniversary happens to be on the same day... so double dhamaal...

There will be a lottt of new faces u will see in the pictures above.. all of them happen to b my frnds... poor guys.. hehehe... anyways so it me start with what happened on the night of 11th Aug..

Everyone started pourin in Appt 1204... it was about 10- 10:30... and as usual this wasnt any grt party o anythn... we had alcohol.. hookah... etc etc... n yea tonight we got tequila... n all of us were excited about it...everyone was sippin on some beer and the gals were havin some colored drinks. i dnt knw.. i hate it.. it tastes sweet lol.. with minimum alcohol in it.... lol.. n yea the hookah was gettin my place all smoky... ok so these are the regular thngs we do.. so let me now directly jump to 12'o clock....

So practically the other day starts after 12.. so unfortunately did my bday start... you will come to know tht y m i using the word "unfortunate" for my bday... feels as if i had done some mistake by takin birth and bein frnds with such assholes... lol.. i lov thm but...

Actually we are a bit decent... bit cultured.. this is proved by the fact tht we allowed my sis to cut her cake first... of her weddin anniversary... whch was a total surprise to her.... n yea.. tht cake had a strawberry on it.. n me n vibhor were lickin tht berry.. wished it was sumthin els othr thn the berry... lol... n thn it was my turn.. to cut my cake...

People started shoutin as much as they could... "happy bday to u.. blah blah".. it reminded me of my skool days lol.. it had been long i had celeberated my bday cuttin a cake... trust me guys.. juss one cut.. n people started jumpin on the cake.... n the sad part is.. they were nt dng tht to eat it.. they grabbed a piece of it and started puttin it all over me.. n yea the gals.. they were spreadin it on my hands legs face.... no etc etc.. thts it lol... i felt as if they were dng haldi befor my weddin lol.. but this is a trend here..whch all the guys have to go thru... n thr is one more thng to it... people kick u.. hit u.. n u r nt allowed to say anythin.. but i escaped it... cuz i have never hit anyone.. atlst on their bday.... m ahinsak.. lol... but nt a gandhi follower... m a gujju lol...

So i was drenced in cake.. all over my body.. i looked like some brown nigga man.. trust me... as if i had juss played holi in the kichadd.... n come... the first thng i did was i cleaned up myself aftr tht... n in the mean time i was in the bathroom.. there was sumthin very intrestin happenin in the livin room..

So after... my clean up part.. we it was the time to have some Mr Jack.... n as our trend.. our first peg was drunk bottoms up... n thn several in the line aftr tht... lol... we did drink alott... seriously alot... lol... but u knw.. cars dnt run without gas.. n so is the case wit us whn it comes to alcohol.. lol...

So after tht it was just the usual stuff.. some punjabi n rock songs by chikka... me vibhor n him dancin to it... n yea this time we had a new dance partner to the grp... satyam.. lol... n thn it was like 2-2:30.. n thn we were juss sittin n chattin... n yea nitin had a lotttttt to talk tht night... he was talkin about how he had abused some gal the other day over the chat... lol.. he had used all the words like B*N***d.. M%d*Rc**d.. Ch*ty*.... etc etc.. lol.. n yea he was toooooo hungry and vibhor dint allow nitin to eat.. poor nitin.... he was cravin for food.. lol...

N thn those 2 assholes.. vibhor n nitin... went to 7-11 at 4 in the mornin to get sutta.. n they forgot to take the ID with thm.... lol.... but aftr some hassles they finally got to smoke... til the time they came home we all were sleepin... n this is how my so called bday night ended. with lots of fun.. alcohol... hookah.. gaali... frnds n the icing on my cake.. my sis n bro in law... my bday was legen........................ wait for it................... still wait for it................... DARY...

Me n Vibhor... the sutta night..

So guys this story is about me n vibhor.. we call it the sympathisin sutta night.. lol.. this was sumwhr around october last yr. and we were gettin to know each other. This was a time when we used to study daily at night owl (a lab open at night) cuz our subject cell biology was very demandin and the prof was hottttttt.. lol... so it was 5 of us who used to read together... me vibhor chikka asis and pooja.. accordin to me i used to teach these guys but accordin to thm they never used to learn wateva i said lol...

so this was a night when everyone was quite tired and it was decided tht we were not going to night owl tht night.. but all of a sudden i got a call frm vibhor, he was returnin from work and he said tht he dint wanna go home so he will see me at night at 11 pm. i was like ok... i knew both of us together were never ever gonna study but still i did go thr..

once while sittin thr, our conversation reached the point where we started discussin our past love lives.. he had stories to tell.. n so did me... so as usual the guyss talk... the first question was nt tht how many gals i have been in love with rather it was how many gals i have slept with lol...

i dnt knw but i feel guys have a tendency to ask such questions first to their frnds.. lol.. but the conversation was gettin interestin...

all of a sudden my phone started vibratin and it was a call from India... and it was mere coincidence that it was one of the loves of my life.. my ex gf.... lol but sad.... we were still on talkin terms.. whch vibhor thought was quite wierd... but i guess we had more to it thn juss the relationship we shared... so that was the night i came to know tht she was seein someone els now bak in India... trust me.. i was shattered.. i really was.. i dint know wat to say .. what to do.. all those smiles n laughs between me n vibhor turned to silence.. my eyes got wet and i felt uneasy breathin... i loved her .. i really did but sumhow thngs dint work out between us... n i was sad about it.. may b more cuz i hadnt moved on in life.. but she did... tht made it more worse for me...

Vibhor in his unusual way started to sympathise with me.... trust me he is nt good at it lol.. he started cursin gals for no reason.. he was like sab ladkiya aisi hi hoti hai n all.. lol... anyways i still thank him tht atlst he tried to make me feel better..

But in this process of makin me feel better, he got into the groove and started sayin his sad story... lol..i first thought may be this was a way to make me feel by some kind of comparitive analysis where my situation was better.. but no.. it wasnt.. he actually started to share his stuff wit me.. and before i cud properly cry upon my state i was busy listenin to his.. lol

He liked some gal bak in India.. and apperently she was seein someone else.. even before he started likin her.. but there was some special bond between them, but i guess he really liked tht gal... cuz i cud see his eyes wet too.. whch made me laugh.. i cant see ppl cryin hehe.. i knw m wierd but thts a fact. i cant see ppl cryin.. it makes me laugh.. lol... so he started narratin his story and it was worse thn mine. ... but better thn mine.

The sad part about it was tht he had not got a chance till date to be with tht gal and that was only the better part.. cuz if he wud have been wit her.. it wud have been more worse... so blah blah blah it went on for a while..

We both wanted to smoke.. so we stood up n headed towards 7-11... i told him not to waste any money cuz $8 a pack of Marlboro lights seemed to expensive whn we landed here with no jobs in our hand.. but he was like .. dusnt matter man,... take it.. n finally after some financial confusion we bought it..

You wont believe.. we sat outside night owl tht night till almost 3 and finished the whole pack of lights....it played the role of alcohol tht night for us.... talkin about our past.... lov.. gals.. etc etc... to b frank.. we actually felt so so so so much better aftr talkin.. we even mailed the respective gals we talked abt lol... trust me we did curse gals alot.. but we were in such a state tht we cudnt help it... other thn tht we respect gals alott.... lol...

So tht was one hell of a night.. somethin tht we can never forget all our life... one of the first personal thngs were ever shared and it was a grt feelin in itself..

The BRO Code...

These are the rules to be followed by the bros... no matter what.. anyone offendin these wud b punished severly...
This is not our creation but it is our inspiration... every code has a very deep thought attached to it and its for our own good..

THE BRO CODE : -Preamble to the Bro CodeOnce the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.
Article 1:Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Article 2:Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Article 3:If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:A. Was an ex-girlfriend.B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.C. Is you're buddy's sister.However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Article 4:Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.
Article 6:If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).2. Your acquaintances.3. Your co-workers.4. The mailman.5. The UPS guy.6. NASA.7. John Kerry.....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
Article 7:You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.
Article 8:Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Article 9:If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.
Article 11:If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Article 13:NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).
Article 14:It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Article 17:When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Article 19:Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Article 20:Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.
Article 21:In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Article 24:Men do not lie about their age.
Article 25:A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
Article 27:A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag
Article 28:A Bro should never go tanning.
Article 29:No Bro should dye their hair
Article 30:A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"
Article 31:A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
Article 32:A Bro should not "pop" his collar.
Article 35:A Bro should never say "it's to die for"
Article 36:A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.
Article 37:A Bro should not wear an ascot.
Article 38:A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.
Article 39:A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.
Article 40:A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw
Article 41:A Bro should never wear a blouse.
Article 47:A Bro should never rollerblade
Article 48:The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone
Article 49:If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
Article 50:A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.
Article 51:A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.
Article 52:No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach
Article 54:No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.
Article 55:No Bro should wear girl jeans
Article 56:A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.
Article 57:A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 58:If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Article 60:Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.
Article 61:A Bro shall honor thy father and mother
Article 62:In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome
Article 66:If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer.
Article 67:Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a good at it.
Article 68:If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.
Article 69:No Bro should ever get a pedicure
Article 70:A Bro should never highlight his hair.
Article 71:A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.
Article 73:A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.
Article 74:Two men should not share an umbrella.
Article 76:A Bro should not wear a white belt.
Article 77:A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.
Article 79:No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.
Article 81:What happens between bros stay between bros...also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule
Article 82:If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.
Article 84:Love thy neigh-Bro
Article 85:No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."
Article 86:If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.
Article 87:A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.
Article 88:Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)
Article 92:When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.
Article 93:If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).
Article 94:Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.
Article 95:Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking

LEGEND...wait for it... DARYYYY....

pranay aka zeher...we all know him by this name only....there are loads of things i like in him....his friendly behaviour...attitude towards life...living life to the fullest...well, i know him from india only.... we jst use to talk over the phone and sometimes, we also use to discuss some important issues with the bombay meet

after coming here when i met him for the first time, i jst noticed one thing in him....his height....he is really tall....i prefer calling him lamboo....hehe
In 1st semester of our Masters, he was the teacher of our group....although, he still holds the same position....

This was all shitty part....now i want to discuss the real part of ma bro pranay....the first time i saw him abusing in front of gals...i was like ....wtf..he belongs to us....heheabsolutely crazy about perfumes ( which i like trying on me )...........hehe.....and best thing is, he smells it and then looks at me with few good words popping out of his mouth...bhai ki bahut saaari friends hain...in which i think twisha is the cutest....thats my perception though......perception word par vibhor bhai jara concentrate karen........hehe

bahut saari baatein hia bhaiyon ke baare mein likhni hia ......i have to admit this.....these 2 lines are copied...bt they are way too good and convey better how much important you all are for me
koi kehnda rabb gariba da .koi kehnda rab badnasiba da. par tere varga dost pa ke mainu injh lagda ............jive RAB mere varge khusnasiban da...

Kapil

Friendship days eve...

Usually we dont need any particualr day to drink n do hookah.. cuz thats what we usually do when we wanna enjoy..lol.. but coincidently it was frndship days eve.. it basically doesnt matter to us whch day it is of the year... but this get togther.. whch some guys call as "party" was held in appt 1204, south commons... and it was a lot of fun.. we had new faces for the first time in this place.. wait guys i wil tell u everythin that happened.. shaanti rakho...

so as usual u could make out by the pics that me n vibhor we drinkin.. by the acts we were performin... lol.. n now i guess u cud see how good a dancer shona is.. and by da way he does the "naagin" dance also...lol.. it wass hilarious seein both of dance.. to the song kajra re also...

we were still here till like 4 in the mornin.. jack daniels hadnt had much of a effect on us... the hookah was also dng its work.. i dnt thnk so we can imagine drikin without hookah now lol... but then it was grt.. with new ppl comin we had lottsss to talk n know about ppl.. rather ask ppl wht they felt abt us..lol.. u might hav guessed by nw tht we like whn ppl talk abt us.. lol..

anyways so the new people were aakhon mein n satyam.... now u might b wonderin whats aaakhon mein... shes a gal n noone knows by her real name i guess... everyone was all fidaa on her eyes before she came to IIT... and satyam is a guy frm delhi n one of ours frnds classmate.. he was sittin quite for a bit, we asked him alot to spk but unfortunately we dint succeed..lol.. but accordin to his frnds.. hes nt tht way.. anyways so aakhon mein.. was quite intrested in knowin abt all of us... the only thng she asked was whos ur first crush n all tht hehe... n we had a heated up conversation about how guys n gals can be frnds.. its nt always the guys who look for somethin els.. thr r diff guys in this world.. lol.. anyways but it was quite entertainin...

as usual when drunk me n shona like to play this game... where we ask the wierdest of questions.. lol... its fun... n ppl try to avoid it n nt to b a part of it... eg- dipti, pooja etc etc.... but we dnt ask their permission.. once in the appt u r a part of it... lol

u must b wonderin wht is chikka dng all this while.. he was busy playin his hardcore songs n his punjabi songs.... lol.. n yea he was havin this some sweet drink.. ignorin mr jack daniels.. which i guess we dint like it.. poor jack couldnt say anythin so me n shona had to stand by his side.. lol...he slept before us also.. i dnt knw actually he was sleepy o nt .. bt i guess he wanted to talk over the phone bak in india.. the only reason we excuse him for... n yea raymond n ashiqlal were workin tht night.. thought raymond came at 3.. n we drank aftr tht too lol...

all in all it was a grt night.. we were damn tired frm volleyball but alcohol n smoke took us to the seventh heaven.... we drunk we smoked we danced.. we joked.. we pulled each others legs.. whch we usually do... so all in all it was good..

comments welcome... lov...

Pranay intro...

Ladies n gentleman , I present u ..pranay zeher shah(:D) …..wat shd I say abt this guy.. one of my best frend ….a true mentor .. I always listen to him wat he usually advises me but as usual I never implement..hehe …a perfect eye candy for gals ..gals will definitely luv him..this is my assurity , sometimes he behaves like a saint n sometimes a proper b*****d ..i m a die hard fan of his sense of humour or shd I say his zeher...but whatever u call it a PJ or a zeher but he has a ability he can make anybody laugh ……I luv his writing skills..specially he writes awesome poems …..Romantic ones…( gals u listening)

Forget to tell u one thing …his cooking…awesome is a under word……he is just awesome beyond any expectations.He always makes me pissed by his statement (next time aisa kara na khana nahi banoonga )..sala kaminaaa ….

Cant forget his advises man ….From S to S. (Sex to studies)..hehe kidding...he always has a ans for your question ..Be it anything..From gals to ur course subjects ….Also he is a very good teacher…cant forget his cell bio classes …hehe ..but unfortunately I coudnt make use of all his efforts.

v had sooo much of fun together in chicago for the past one year n it still continues n I hope it continues till eternity ….v booze v smoke together ..all sorts of fucked up things u can ever imagine..

He is a sensitive guy also .i know u will find this statement a little weird …but I think I know him inside out that’s y v r each others wingman……..

Cheers and love,

Vibhor.

Ashish intro..

I dont think so that there is anyone in our friends who calls him by the name "Ashish".. guys know him by the name "Ashiqlal". U guessed it right.. he is a gujju... lol... thr r diff ways by whch people call him.. like asheesh, asis, assis, etc etc...

The most hardworking guy i have ever seen in my life.. trust me m nt kiddin.. he works like mad.. and whn he comes bak home n eats, this guy vibhor teases him "itna kyu khata hai... saala patthar uthane ka kaam karta hai kya" lol... but its not tht he eats a lot but he eats tooooo slow, when we guys take rice for the third time... he would have finished the first round... and all of u readin must b wonderin that we take rice thrice.. but yea thts the fact.. we r growin kids lol...

So about Ashiqlal, let me seperate his description in 2 parts----

PAST- when i first met him, i saw this very silent, truely devotional and religious guy. He dint have any bad habbits and was very sincere. By the way he is a true Swaminarayan follower, to the core. I thought tht thr can never be anyone so dedicated to their religion , but he was.

PRESENT- "B&nC*$D, bh&s$*ka" .. u guessed the words right, these are the words now whch comes out of his mouth the second he wakes up. The guy who never used to abuse, now even swears at gals..lol... still has not started drinkin n all but has tasted breezers n mojito... whch hav minimum alcohol.

But still he follows his religion very religiously... lol... and yea in this appt 1204 he is our news reporter... the first thng every morning, noons, nights, he does is he open Times Of India, aaj tak, divya bhaskar(gujju daily), ndtv etc etc and sees all whats happenin in India.. its good but shud b once a day.

But all in all... u can rely on him whn u need him.. he will surely be there.. the condition is that if he should not be workin lol.. whch he does almost 24/7..

Raymond intro....

Raymond... dnt get confused guys. we dnt have a firang partner.. he is Indian only.... the guy in this world who has knowledge about possible thing that exists on this earth... lol... any damn thing and he has his opinions to give.. and if he dusnt have any then the first thing he does is to Google it out..

May be one of the most silent guys of the 5 but i guess thats only cuz he dint know much of Hindi but we dint give up and finally tought him hw to spk Hindi.. he dusnt care about the gender while spkin but yea he does abuse in Hindi heheh

He is always found with 2 things.. his Apple ipod and he dusnt like if we dnt specify tht it is of 160 GB.. and his macbook... i guess he can spend his life with these 2 stuffs...

A guy, whn it comes go gals, it gets mysetrious.. but i guess he liked some Punjabi kudi in second sem but donno what happened after that.. i guess he dint approach her or may be dint have the time to.. hes too busy na..

He is a perfectionist.. likes to do thngs properly but sometimes overdoes it cuz of his extensive knowledge about any topic..lol.. and yea he dusnt like hearin anythn bad about "Rajnikanth", like all other southies...

And yea hes a big time drunkard heheeh... all the bad addictions that happen in this room.. hes always a part of it.. lol.. but anytime after drinkin.. he doesnt loose it n get high.. he silently goes to his bed, puts earphones and sleeps off...

All in all, a silent but a talkitive guy, a addictive but can self-control, a perfectionist but never succeeds, and knowledgable but always googles things out.. thts Raymond for u guys