Guys its been longggggggggggg tht we have laughed alot..
This is just a mere attempt to get some smiles in ur life... these r nt my creations.. n u need to have a good intellect level to undrstnd some PJs.. lol... so here they go....
Der waz dis woman who had farting issues. She went 2 a doc 2 find a remedy.She sat in front of da doc n said "Doc I've a very queer problem." Da doc told her not 2 worry n tell him.
She said," Doc i keep on farting anytym n anywhere. I jus can't control it. But da best thing is dat nobody can smell or hear ma farts. Still i want 2 cure it. In fact I farted thrice in your cabin."Da doc wrote a prescription n gav it 2 her.
Da women looked n bewilderment n said," Y hav u given me ear drops?"
Da doc tol her," First we will clear your ears n den ur nose."
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Doctor mariz j piche bhaag raha tha
log: Kya hua?
Doc: 4 baar aisa hua sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal katwa k bhag jata hai
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Teacher: Oxygen is must 4 Breathing & 4 life.It was discoverd in 1773..!
Sardar: Thank god... I was born after dat,Pehle paida hota to mar hi Jata !
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Beta:Papa apki love marrge hui thi na?
Bap:ji beta apko kaise pata?
Beta:wo apki shadi& meri date of birth mai sirf 6 mahine ka fark hee hai!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & U?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office evryday
Sardar:Haha i'm first.
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Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories..
Student: Madam Blue films...
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Judge asked prostitute: " So when did u realise U were raped?"
Prostitute : " When the cheque bounced !"
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One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.
Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.
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Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”
Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake:“You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts“Sagittarius.”
.• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns ground andgoes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : Whatt is he studying ?
Banta : Oh he is not studying. They r studying him !
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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.
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Thats it guys.. new laughter dose next week.. till thn enjoy... lov....
P.S.- No personal offenses against Sardarjis.. i love them.. got many frnds... to be seriously taken as jokes only.
This is just a mere attempt to get some smiles in ur life... these r nt my creations.. n u need to have a good intellect level to undrstnd some PJs.. lol... so here they go....
Der waz dis woman who had farting issues. She went 2 a doc 2 find a remedy.She sat in front of da doc n said "Doc I've a very queer problem." Da doc told her not 2 worry n tell him.
She said," Doc i keep on farting anytym n anywhere. I jus can't control it. But da best thing is dat nobody can smell or hear ma farts. Still i want 2 cure it. In fact I farted thrice in your cabin."Da doc wrote a prescription n gav it 2 her.
Da women looked n bewilderment n said," Y hav u given me ear drops?"
Da doc tol her," First we will clear your ears n den ur nose."
**************************************************
Doctor mariz j piche bhaag raha tha
log: Kya hua?
Doc: 4 baar aisa hua sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal katwa k bhag jata hai
**************************************************
Teacher: Oxygen is must 4 Breathing & 4 life.It was discoverd in 1773..!
Sardar: Thank god... I was born after dat,Pehle paida hota to mar hi Jata !
**************************************************
Beta:Papa apki love marrge hui thi na?
Bap:ji beta apko kaise pata?
Beta:wo apki shadi& meri date of birth mai sirf 6 mahine ka fark hee hai!!!!!!!!!!!!
**************************************************
Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & U?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office evryday
Sardar:Haha i'm first.
**************************************************
Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories..
Student: Madam Blue films...
**************************************************
Judge asked prostitute: " So when did u realise U were raped?"
Prostitute : " When the cheque bounced !"
**********************************************
One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.
Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.
********************************************
Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”
Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake:“You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.
**************************************************
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts“Sagittarius.”
.• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns ground andgoes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : Whatt is he studying ?
Banta : Oh he is not studying. They r studying him !
************************************************
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.
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Thats it guys.. new laughter dose next week.. till thn enjoy... lov....
P.S.- No personal offenses against Sardarjis.. i love them.. got many frnds... to be seriously taken as jokes only.
3 comments:
mogambooo kush hua ...hahhaha ...
hail Dr pranay ,
he has done his Phd in all the Pjs of the world ..like me n kapil did in cell bio ...now he can just guess the whole Pj by just listening the first line or u can say a small hint ....or by our aakhon ka ishara(not our aakhon wali) but he likes her a lot( P.S "her" means PJ here.)
i still cant forget his sher wala PJ ...i can still laugh out my stomach ..whenver i remembers that nasty one ...
guys he is d best PJ speaker i have ever seen ...this is also a talent ..to speak a fucked up PJ in the whole crowd ..n still laugh on it...
hey pranay d jokes r so entertaining.....plss keep on postin such Pjs.....:)
I laughed my guts out............these jokes are AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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