The BRO Code...

These are the rules to be followed by the bros... no matter what.. anyone offendin these wud b punished severly...
This is not our creation but it is our inspiration... every code has a very deep thought attached to it and its for our own good..

THE BRO CODE : -Preamble to the Bro CodeOnce the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.
Article 1:Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Article 2:Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Article 3:If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:A. Was an ex-girlfriend.B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.C. Is you're buddy's sister.However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Article 4:Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.
Article 6:If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).2. Your acquaintances.3. Your co-workers.4. The mailman.5. The UPS guy.6. NASA.7. John Kerry.....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
Article 7:You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.
Article 8:Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Article 9:If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.
Article 11:If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Article 13:NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).
Article 14:It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Article 17:When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Article 19:Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Article 20:Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.
Article 21:In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Article 24:Men do not lie about their age.
Article 25:A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
Article 27:A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag
Article 28:A Bro should never go tanning.
Article 29:No Bro should dye their hair
Article 30:A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"
Article 31:A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
Article 32:A Bro should not "pop" his collar.
Article 35:A Bro should never say "it's to die for"
Article 36:A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.
Article 37:A Bro should not wear an ascot.
Article 38:A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.
Article 39:A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.
Article 40:A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw
Article 41:A Bro should never wear a blouse.
Article 47:A Bro should never rollerblade
Article 48:The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone
Article 49:If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
Article 50:A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.
Article 51:A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.
Article 52:No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach
Article 54:No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.
Article 55:No Bro should wear girl jeans
Article 56:A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.
Article 57:A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 58:If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Article 60:Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.
Article 61:A Bro shall honor thy father and mother
Article 62:In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome
Article 66:If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer.
Article 67:Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a good at it.
Article 68:If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.
Article 69:No Bro should ever get a pedicure
Article 70:A Bro should never highlight his hair.
Article 71:A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.
Article 73:A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.
Article 74:Two men should not share an umbrella.
Article 76:A Bro should not wear a white belt.
Article 77:A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.
Article 79:No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.
Article 81:What happens between bros stay between bros...also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule
Article 82:If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.
Article 84:Love thy neigh-Bro
Article 85:No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."
Article 86:If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.
Article 87:A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.
Article 88:Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)
Article 92:When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.
Article 93:If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).
Article 94:Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.
Article 95:Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking