This is what happens at IIT.. except 1204!!!

This is a mail sent by someone to his roommates cuz he wis sick n tired of them.. hehe.. n this is what generally happens here.. cuz everyone is studyn.. noone is earning too much n plus noone has the time to do shit for others... n especially ppl u dnt tk care of themselves hehe..

So these are certain rules which are established within the roommates so that the work as well as responsibility is equally distributed.. 

trust me guys.. this happens alot... n i wont disclose the name here... so here it is... the "Mail of Rules"....

The words in Italic and in a different color r written by me.. juss to make it a lil bit funny.. as such the mail in itself is funny...

Rules and regulations for apt ****
1st of all HAPPY NEW YEAR 2 u all...may u succeed in everything..n get
4.0 gpa eveytime :)(ok the start has been good.. i guess the roommates are expectin a happy holiday mail.. poor guys dnt knw wt they hav to go through the next ten mins)

newayz following are few rules to maintain our own place: ****
happy 2 see now we r gang of 4..n hope we will get place in south
commons and can be together till the time we graduate :)(nah plzz dnt come to south commons..hehe.. kiddin.. n look at him he is gatherin everyone in his comfort zone by makin them a so called "GANG".)

so lemme start with cleaning first.(ok then start, who is stoppin u.. thers the vaccum n the mop)
cleaning of the whole house will be done once a week..if not..once in
two weeks for sure..now who will do what will be written on stick
notes on fridge.(oh stick notes.. so cute... rachel used to do that for monica in FRIENDS)
cleaning includes vaccum d whole place..XYZ n PQR their own
room..me n ABC ours..plus bathroom kitchen n floor all common

Groceries: groceries will be taken care by everyone. stuffs from devon
i will try and get every month. but theres no guarantee so everytime 2
persons are suppose to get b4 the whole freezer is empty :P(which 2 guys will go, wont b written on the sticky notes??? :( i wil miss it)

talking abot milk bread and regular groceries..please everyone give a
call to a person whoever is home and ask wether to get anything or
not..and please get stuffs which ever are over
so theres gonna b no turns for jewel and stuffs. just get it
accordingly. and if the participation is not by everyone may be we
need to buy on our own...i guess no 1 want tht scene..so please guys!(and even if you want that scene where you buy your own... still call the other person at home and ask what he wants and then dont get it.,. so that you can tk revenge for such a selfish act.. lol)

cooking and utensils: cooking and washing utensils will b done by
everyone. if any one wishes to chuck one activity, he will have to do
twice the nother one ,,makes sense yeh
so please reply back if u r in for both or just one..so accordingly we
cn write down the schedule
and yeh dishes and glasses to be washed immeditaley after use
(preferred) anyways they have to be washed by own..m also getting hang
of it coz m d culprit in here..hehe... ( the other 3 guys go for washing the utensils.. cuz as such plates n spoons n stuff wil b cleaned by all.. so gues whch is easier .. cookin for 4 or juss cleanin like a couple of cookers.. thnk thnk... n yea the writer dint mention abt cuttin vegetables.. i guess he takes the responsibility for dng that)

cooking and washing includes lunch and dinner..i guess moreover
dinner..coz no1s home for lunch..
Talking about breakfast its on our own thus even washing utensils of
breakfast is on our own. and yes even dabbas and all will be made n
wahsed by own.(dabbas-- ???????????????????????? )
P.S personal allies allowed...bt work has  b done in any case :)( i love the way u put smileys after anything bad u say)

So cooking washing cleaning is done..now some personal stufs
There are shelves given to everyone..specialy which is close to
bathroom..keep all your personal stuffs there..and if anyone needs
nethng from sum1 elz compartment...PLEASE ASK so n grab it..(what if someone asks and the other guy says no.. so i guess grabbing is better when he is not around)
similalry applies to personal food stuffs..Chips coldrinks n stuff lik
tht wont be counted in comon groceries..those are completely personal
and to be asked to d person b4 havin it..even juices and stuff will be
counted as personal i guess...(so only milk n bread in common.. u malnourished kids)
i hope u ppl got wat i m trying to convey...coz everones down wid
money n stuff..so its shdnt b i dnt use it n i hvta pay for it kinds..(trust me guys but this way it comes more expensive than sharing..m nt kiddin this time)
PS : DONT NOT TAKE THINGS FOR GRANTED!(writin in capitals means bein "LOUD")

anyways thanx 2 _______ for sharing his laundry detergent and many other stufs(by sayin this he is gettin atlst one person to b with him.. he dusnt want all of them to go against him hehe)
ok i frogt...about the rent and bills....PLEASE from this time..pay
all d fking amount on time..specialy the housing rent should be
recieved to me in beween 20th or 25th of the month..late payement will
result in due which will be payed by the person whos late..

Few duties:
XYZ : Internet bill
ABC : electric bill ( starting soon)(is this some new movie-- "startin soon")
LMN:  groceries bill and accounts
QRS : House rent

haha...so big mail to read yeh..any violations to rules will be prosecuted :D
PS: no offense to anyone..if at all offended...m sorry...bt this has
to be done for maitaning the place and relation(not to maintain, but to destroy)
all are in the same condition..so please dont gudge d person..(they have already done that.. this line shud be in the starting)

Nice to have u ppl around..any suggestions mail back to everyone..so
we can modify accordingly...
thank you for ur time and patience
Rock!(written  by the WWE star)

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Thats it.. n i need comments on this.. especially frm the guys here at IIT and my 1204 guys...