Tuesday, November 11, 2008
1204... the numbers say it all...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Once upon a time...
tell me if you r hurting
please let me feel your pain
because i'll never leave you standing
in the pouring rain
when your world is clouded over
when you dont know who to turn to
just cry your tears and come to me
for i am always here for you
lay your head on my shoulder
tell me your troubles and fears
i will listen to your stories
i will try to dry your tears
so, when your world is out of control
your life no longer a straight line
come to me... i'll make you see
that soon it will all be fine
your life is what you make it
so, do what you've got to do
but remember this- when you can't go on
i am always here for you.
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comments welcome.... lovv
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Love Love Love

So guys this dates back to March 1st 2004. This is the only imp date i remember in my life... else other than that m very bad at rememberin dates n stuff... but somehow i never forget this... some call it a date.. some call it a proposal thng... but for me this was just a regular dinner with the girl i liked the most but in a lil bit different way....
Those were the days when my creativity was at it peak.. trust me... may it be in writing.. or anything else... i would always be too creative with stuff... and I always wanted to tk her out for dinner but unlike ppl i decided nt to go to her fav restaurant.. rather makin this evening special for her... so i decided to host it at my friends farmhouse.... ( before i start the whole thing... i would like to thank my friends... i love them... muaaah... without them this would not have been possible... miss u guysss).... whch was on the outskirts of the city....
A couple of days had gone into the preparation n thnkin of how stuff should be done... and if it done.. it shud b perfect... so me and my frnds were engaged in this whole thng for like day or two... and finally came the DAY... 1st of March... and me and my friends finally arranged the whole thng in the gazibo out in the garden.... and had a quick shower and went off to pick her up...
M not a guy who is late.. but tht day i was late... and i made her wait for like more than half an hr... in whch i alomst got more than 10 calls askin whr was i??... so i picked her up n drover her back the farm... she was lookin gorgeous ... i fell more in love with her... hehe... she kept on askin me where were we going for dinner and stuff... btw.. it was a surprise for her.. she didnt knw tht i was gonna do somethin like tht.. she had no idea abt it...
I took her to the gate and blind folded her... drove the car in.... held her hand and made her walk wit me to the gazibo.... stood in front of her and told her to open her eyes.... juss to see the most beautiful thng ever... (as described by her)...
There she stood in the middle of the gazibo.... with the whole farmhouse pitch dark... nt even a single source of light... other thn the candles present in the gazibo... the place was all lit up with the yellow light and the aroma of candles whch bordered the whole gazibo... and a few floatin candles around at the enterance... the whole floor covered with the red baloons...a huge mickey whch was inflated on one of the pillars said "i love you, be mine"... and the table in the center... nicely made up... with a candle stand in the middle of the table and an ice bucket wit wine in it... every detail from the table cloth to the forks n spoons to the glasses to the food was taken care of.... it looked awesome... beyond explaination.... i felt tht was my world at tht time... brightly lit wit the candles .. wit no lights around... i wished this would never end....
As i told you before i was at my creative peak, there could nothin more better i could have done than writing a poem. So I stood in front of her, lookin at her. She needed a while for herself i guess, to actually believe what she was seein... there was silence for a while, with her lookin around all amused and spellbound. She came to me and gave me a longggg hug.... I felt good... just that beautiful smile on the her face... made me feel that all the efforts n time i put in were worth. I gave her a large bunch of roses and read out the poem (Sorry guys i dnt hv it right now else i would have pasted it here). That was a very emotional moment for me. I could feel my eyes wet as I was about to finish reciting my poem. We sat there, sipped on some wine.. just casually talking...
This whole thing lasted for like a couple of hrs. We had our dinner. clicked some pics and wrote each other something on the coasters, which were also designed by me, as a memory of tht beautiful evening. I took her back home and thats how the whole thing eneded. It is more detailed than i actaully explained but i guess this would give you guys an idea as to how it was. Anyways it was like the best thing i have ever done till today.
So my dear readers, the whole purpose of writin this post was nt just to show how wonderful a thing a did, but just to take an insight and talk a bit about LOVE. Everything that i would say is according to me. It is what i feel... its not necessary for you to agree to it. Everyone talks about love, everyone feels that he/she is in love, some of us like me even wonder what is love... I dont say i have got an answer to it.. but all i can say that it is one of the most beautiful feeling one can experience... For me, love and relationships dont always go together... so is the case with love and mairrages... I highly appreciate the fact that people in love ending up in a relationship or a mairrage but i dont thnk u can fall in love with someone keepin in mind the future and mairrage and stuff. And if you do that, its not love, cuz here u are using your mind, your rational approach and Love does not use brains, it just direct from the heart.
Love doesnt teach to expect, it teaches to accept. Never do anything for your beloved if u expect things in return. I know its the human nature. But still dont ever say that "you expect cuz u lov that person". Love is never about expecting, just accept what u get, let the other person do whatever he/she is happy in. All expectations are never fulfilled...
There is a very thin line between being caring and being possesive. People always misunderstand or infact never understand that. Possesiveness comes out of fear, out of insecurity.... And when in love one know no fears. If u r afraid, if u r insecured.. think again my frnd.. it nt love that u experiencing... The other individual is nt a materialistic entity that u would possess. Possessivness never brings the other person more close to u. Infact it repels. Cuz everyone needs their own space to breathe. Never sufocate anyone. That is the worst thing you can do in the name of Love.
Trust the person you love. I dont need to say that cuz if you dont trust him/her, you are not in love in the first place. I hate when one says "i love her, but i dont trust her". How can u love a person when you dont trust her. Its insane. Love is eternal, love in boundless, love is pure, love is sacred. But unfortunately, in todays world its given altogether a different meaning, cuz we as humans think we are too smart to use our brains in everything, which always is not right.
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Comments welcome
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Some C grade movie titles...

Trust me guys this is really funny... u shud seriously read this... lol... these r some names of Indian C grade movies.... hehehe... enjoy......
Pati Fauj main Patni Mauj main....
kaha na pyar hai------tu khol main tayar hai.....
Ganga k paar saiya hamar
ganje ki jeb mein kangi ka raaz....
aage peeche bhul jaa ............ lund pakad ke jhool jaa
Ladki jawaan Padosi pareshan
chanda ki doli sabne kholi
saas anari...bahu khiladi
badan hai ya sheesha
biwi tumhaari bachhe hamaare
pados wale bhaiyaa...wohi humaar saiyaan
aashiko ki relampel
suhaagraat podosi ke saath
haraami rikshaw waala
thakta nahi saiyyaaa humaara
Kon Banegaa Mera Pati
aaj ki shaam, maarne-marwaane ke naam
KYA AAP MERE PATI SE TEZ HAI
chota recharge..bada kaam..
Chaar daku aur ek champakali
ek stri......bis mistri
saali naram jija garam
ae mahila...chal hila
Dulhan wahee jo Devar mann bhaaye
kamre ka sach
NANGI CHUDEL KA TASHAN
gulaabo mehki mehki
hawas ke pujaari
JEEJU ka jojo
kuwari dulhan
rajaai mein ladai
Dildo Pagal Hai
randwe ki bhadaas vidhwa ki pyaas
Thats it... i hope u guys had a good laugh... some of u might have found it disgustin.. lol.. sorry ... cant help it .. but m sure these followin ppl.. wud have had a hearty laugh... thts vibhor, nitin, mandy, kapil, mofuck, ...etc... everyone wud have laughed.. the names r such.. but some of thm dnt wanna agree tht they can laugh at such bullshit.. anyways their problem hehehe...anyways hope to write bak soon.. lov
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Extras....lol.... but Important...
Friday, August 22, 2008
Love Life..... or shud i call Lives..

Thursday, August 21, 2008
Laugh Laugh n Laugh..

This is just a mere attempt to get some smiles in ur life... these r nt my creations.. n u need to have a good intellect level to undrstnd some PJs.. lol... so here they go....
Der waz dis woman who had farting issues. She went 2 a doc 2 find a remedy.She sat in front of da doc n said "Doc I've a very queer problem." Da doc told her not 2 worry n tell him.
She said," Doc i keep on farting anytym n anywhere. I jus can't control it. But da best thing is dat nobody can smell or hear ma farts. Still i want 2 cure it. In fact I farted thrice in your cabin."Da doc wrote a prescription n gav it 2 her.
Da women looked n bewilderment n said," Y hav u given me ear drops?"
Da doc tol her," First we will clear your ears n den ur nose."
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Doctor mariz j piche bhaag raha tha
log: Kya hua?
Doc: 4 baar aisa hua sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal katwa k bhag jata hai
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Teacher: Oxygen is must 4 Breathing & 4 life.It was discoverd in 1773..!
Sardar: Thank god... I was born after dat,Pehle paida hota to mar hi Jata !
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Beta:Papa apki love marrge hui thi na?
Bap:ji beta apko kaise pata?
Beta:wo apki shadi& meri date of birth mai sirf 6 mahine ka fark hee hai!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. & U?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office evryday
Sardar:Haha i'm first.
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Teacher: name some films that have almost same stories..
Student: Madam Blue films...
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Judge asked prostitute: " So when did u realise U were raped?"
Prostitute : " When the cheque bounced !"
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One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900.
Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.
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Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman demands, “How do you wish me to set it up ? ”
Sardar says, well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The true fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened the entire party viewed the message decorated on the cake:“You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.
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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts“Sagittarius.”
.• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns ground andgoes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : Whatt is he studying ?
Banta : Oh he is not studying. They r studying him !
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Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa Singh: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Santa Singh: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil.
Interviewer: You are Rejected.
Santa Singh: I am Selected.
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Thats it guys.. new laughter dose next week.. till thn enjoy... lov....
P.S.- No personal offenses against Sardarjis.. i love them.. got many frnds... to be seriously taken as jokes only.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
12th Aug.. My bday....
Hi guys.. sorry for takin some time to write but i was quite busy seein around Chicago with my sis and bro in law.. it was a awesome week... with frnds n family.. my bday.. my sisters anniversary... etc etc... so here is it.. this is juss a post abt my bday.. alottt will come laters....
So after... my clean up part.. we it was the time to have some Mr Jack.... n as our trend.. our first peg was drunk bottoms up... n thn several in the line aftr tht... lol... we did drink alott... seriously alot... lol... but u knw.. cars dnt run without gas.. n so is the case wit us whn it comes to alcohol.. lol...
So after tht it was just the usual stuff.. some punjabi n rock songs by chikka... me vibhor n him dancin to it... n yea this time we had a new dance partner to the grp... satyam.. lol... n thn it was like 2-2:30.. n thn we were juss sittin n chattin... n yea nitin had a lotttttt to talk tht night... he was talkin about how he had abused some gal the other day over the chat... lol.. he had used all the words like B*N***d.. M%d*Rc**d.. Ch*ty*.... etc etc.. lol.. n yea he was toooooo hungry and vibhor dint allow nitin to eat.. poor nitin.... he was cravin for food.. lol...
N thn those 2 assholes.. vibhor n nitin... went to 7-11 at 4 in the mornin to get sutta.. n they forgot to take the ID with thm.... lol.... but aftr some hassles they finally got to smoke... til the time they came home we all were sleepin... n this is how my so called bday night ended. with lots of fun.. alcohol... hookah.. gaali... frnds n the icing on my cake.. my sis n bro in law... my bday was legen........................ wait for it................... still wait for it................... DARY...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Me n Vibhor... the sutta night..
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
The BRO Code...
This is not our creation but it is our inspiration... every code has a very deep thought attached to it and its for our own good..
THE BRO CODE : -Preamble to the Bro CodeOnce the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect.Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. If a Bro is not exclusive then a Bro may have more than one Bro. However, upon becoming exclusive, said Bro must break any Bro ties with all other Bros.
Article 1:Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Article 2:Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Article 3:If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:A. Was an ex-girlfriend.B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.C. Is you're buddy's sister.However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Article 4:Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.
Article 6:If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).2. Your acquaintances.3. Your co-workers.4. The mailman.5. The UPS guy.6. NASA.7. John Kerry.....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
Article 7:You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.
Article 8:Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Article 9:If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once. The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.
Article 11:If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Article 13:NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).
Article 14:It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Article 17:When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Article 19:Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Article 20:Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.
Article 21:In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Article 24:Men do not lie about their age.
Article 25:A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
Article 27:A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag
Article 28:A Bro should never go tanning.
Article 29:No Bro should dye their hair
Article 30:A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"
Article 31:A Bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
Article 32:A Bro should not "pop" his collar.
Article 35:A Bro should never say "it's to die for"
Article 36:A Bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.
Article 37:A Bro should not wear an ascot.
Article 38:A Bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.
Article 39:A Bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.
Article 40:A Bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw
Article 41:A Bro should never wear a blouse.
Article 47:A Bro should never rollerblade
Article 48:The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone
Article 49:If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
Article 50:A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants.
Article 51:A Bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.
Article 52:No Bro should wear a speedo to the beach
Article 54:No Bro should make a kissing face in a photo.
Article 55:No Bro should wear girl jeans
Article 56:A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it's cool.
Article 57:A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 58:If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and/or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks his Bro already knows.
Article 60:Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girls wildly unattractive friend/cousin/sister.
Article 61:A Bro shall honor thy father and mother
Article 62:In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo(rock paper scissors) shall determine the outcome
Article 66:If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than "that sucks, Bro" and copious quantities of beer.
Article 67:Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing , another Bro shall point out that he is a good at it.
Article 68:If a Bro be on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work; or temporary immigration to a foreign country.
Article 69:No Bro should ever get a pedicure
Article 70:A Bro should never highlight his hair.
Article 71:A Bro should not talk to another Bro in the bathroom.
Article 73:A Bro should never eat out of another Bro's hands.
Article 74:Two men should not share an umbrella.
Article 76:A Bro should not wear a white belt.
Article 77:A Bro never cries. Unless it’s regarding Article 31.
Article 79:No Bro can hit another Bro in the groin unless victim Bro has broken the Bro code.
Article 81:What happens between bros stay between bros...also known as the what happens in vegas stays in vegas rule and the what happens on tour stays on tour rule
Article 82:If a Bro catches another Bro in plagiarism - albeit awesome plagiarism - a Bro shall be required to ask the Bro to cite his source.
Article 84:Love thy neigh-Bro
Article 85:No bros night out can start with "the wife put out some cheese" and end "with everyone at home by eleven, booya."
Article 86:If said bros is lost to a relationship, they must void all rights to use the bros code for any purpose and are rightfully subjected to any and all humorous ploys made to said post-bros by previous bros.
Article 87:A Bro shall at all times say 'Yes'.
Article 88:Any bros who notice a fellow bros passed out at any social gathering due to drug or alcohol consumption, is obligated to take humiliating photo's and/or videos of the passed out bros; unless said bros has consumed a whiskey, rum, scotch or other hard liquor to an excess of a ratio of: once ounce:3kg of body mass (7lbs imperial)
Article 92:When a bros introduces a fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bros gives his consent.
Article 93:If any bros acts out of line and defies any bros code during a multiple bros conversation with any number of girls, the other bros have the right to tell any humiliating stories and facts about said bros for the purpose of ruining said bros chances with the girl(s).
Article 94:Should a Bro (1st, 2nd or 3rd) be hooking up with an unattractive woman, the Bro that notices this must do all in their power to stop said Bro from closing the deal, unless they are helping another Bro with Article 60.
Article 95:Any girl passing out in a non-bedroom designated area of a dwelling occupied by more than one bros is not up for grabs under any circumstances. Additionally, said girl can be subjected to humiliating photos as long as other bros are alerted to its undertaking
LEGEND...wait for it... DARYYYY....
after coming here when i met him for the first time, i jst noticed one thing in him....his height....he is really tall....i prefer calling him lamboo....hehe
In 1st semester of our Masters, he was the teacher of our group....although, he still holds the same position....
This was all shitty part....now i want to discuss the real part of ma bro pranay....the first time i saw him abusing in front of gals...i was like ....wtf..he belongs to us....heheabsolutely crazy about perfumes ( which i like trying on me )...........hehe.....and best thing is, he smells it and then looks at me with few good words popping out of his mouth...bhai ki bahut saaari friends hain...in which i think twisha is the cutest....thats my perception though......perception word par vibhor bhai jara concentrate karen........hehe
bahut saari baatein hia bhaiyon ke baare mein likhni hia ......i have to admit this.....these 2 lines are copied...bt they are way too good and convey better how much important you all are for me
koi kehnda rabb gariba da .koi kehnda rab badnasiba da. par tere varga dost pa ke mainu injh lagda ............jive RAB mere varge khusnasiban da...
Monday, August 4, 2008
Friendship days eve...
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Pranay intro...
Forget to tell u one thing …his cooking…awesome is a under word……he is just awesome beyond any expectations.He always makes me pissed by his statement (next time aisa kara na khana nahi banoonga )..sala kaminaaa ….
Cant forget his advises man ….From S to S. (Sex to studies)..hehe kidding...he always has a ans for your question ..Be it anything..From gals to
v had sooo much of fun together in
He is a sensitive guy also .i know u will find this statement a little weird …but I think I know him inside out that’s y v r each others wingman……..
Cheers and love,
Vibhor.